there are no glitches when it comes to happiness -reese

My cousin, my sister and I went swimming today at Serendra One. We walked around a bit then had dinner at Italianni's afterwards. While walking, we saw a gay couple..

Cousin: Uy, tingnan mo, sila ba?
Me: Ewan ko. Bakit, mukha bang sila?
*at this point, we saw that they were holding hands and were being teased by their other 2 friends
Cousin: Nyek, sila nga. Kadiri naman.
Me: Kung san sila masaya.

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During dinner, our parents were chatting among themselves when they called our attention.

Mom: Ung anak ni Auntie *toot*, may dinownload na game sa computer, parang tamagotchi. Pero ung aalagaan mo, tao. Kapag lumaki na ung tao, pwede syang mag-asawa. Tapos ung game, nakita niya na pwedeng mag-asawa ang lalaki at lalaki, pwede rin babae atsaka babae. Tinanong niya kay Auntie *toot* kung bakit ganun tapos syempre, nagulat si Auntie *toot*.
Aunt 1: Bakit may mga games na ganyan? Tinuturuan nila ung mga bata ng mga maling bagay. Dapat bnban ung mga games na gnyn, mga tao tlga. Hindi ba nila alam na that is against God's will?
Me: Baka naman glitch lng un sa game.

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kung saan ako masaya.

at hindi lng sya glitch.